i hear sounds...

EVERYWHERE.

in the kitchen,
in the bathroom,
in my bedroom,


DAD,WHY WOULD YOU TURN ON THE SURROUND SOUND WHILE WATCHING RESIDENT EVIL.  
WHY?!

"otherwise why else would I buy this $1200 sound system?"


ahhh FUUUUU!!
my paranoia is kicking in.

every time i turn another corner in my house, 
i have to stop and check that there's not a zombie waiting around the other side for me.  



thinkhappythoughts.thinkhappythoughts.thinkhappythoughts.